Apparently Sean was in the back of the line today when he heard a r~i~p. Craning his head around he discovered that his "back door was open," as he put it. He spent the rest of the day with his coat on because it was long enough to cover embarrassment. To avoid other offenses he ran home ahead of the rest of us and changed before he would even take his coat off and hang it up. After asking for some sort of miracle glue, Sean disappeared and could no longer be reached for comment. Sadly, I don't believe his pants are going to pull through this.
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